01 6 / 2012
"‘It’s better to be safe than sorry’ is such crap. You know what’s better than being safe? Being awesome."
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29 5 / 2012
"Today feels like a good day. I told myself this morning when I woke up that it would be a good day. And here we are, it’s a good day."
29 5 / 2012
"I see Walmart is opening a dental office in select stores. I wonder if they will have an express lane for people with 10 teeth or less."
Christopher McGovern
29 5 / 2012
This is actually so true. I smoked my first blunt and in the same night I looked at a girl and just thought, ‘Wow, she’s so hot. Holy crow, this weed must’ve made me gay!’
(Source: cassasaursaysrawr, via wh0-the-fuck-just)
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