My Workout For Thursday May 23

I earned 506 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • General P90X +506 pts

    • 0:45:00 || Moderate (+506 pts)
    • Got a little bit farther through Plyo this time =/

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My Workout For Tuesday May 21

I earned 1000 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • General P90X +1000 pts

    • 1:30:00 || Moderate (+1000 pts)

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My Workout For Thursday May 16

I earned 674 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • General P90X +674 pts

    • 1:00:00 || Moderate (+674 pts)

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My Workout For Wednesday May 15

I earned 521 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • Walking +15 pts

    • 0:45:00 || 1.2 mi || flat (+15 pts)
  • General P90X +506 pts

    • 0:45:00 || Moderate (+506 pts)

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My Workout For Wednesday May 15

I earned 15 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • Walking +15 pts

    • 0:45:00 || 1.2 mi || flat (+15 pts)

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My Workout For Tuesday May 14

I earned 337 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • General P90X +337 pts

    • 0:30:00 || Moderate (+337 pts)

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My Workout For Monday May 13

I earned 674 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • General P90X +674 pts

    • 1:00:00 || Moderate (+674 pts)

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My Workout For Sunday May 12

I earned 337 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • General P90X +337 pts

    • 0:30:00 || Moderate (+337 pts)
    • Did Plyo today, but I had to stop half way through because my ankle was feeling a little tweaked.

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My Workout For Saturday May 11

I earned 674 points for my workout on Fitocracy!


  • General P90X +674 pts

    • 1:00:00 || Moderate (+674 pts)
    • I couldn’t do most of the exercises, but I held a down (or up in the case of pullups) position for as long as I could and jogged through the rest of the set if I couldn’t do it. I’ve got a long way to go, but I hope to improve my general fitness level.

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Cool! Jaimita shared her post:About a year ago I decided I wanted to make a difference in the way I looked. I had a lot of success losing weight with a low carb/keto diet. But over the past few months, I’ve fallen off that bandwagon. I’ve been feeling extra guilty about gaining back some weight over the past couple of days, but then I realized that feeling sorry for myself isn’t going to make me look any better.I grabbed my copy of P90X, dug out all the equipment I had bought, and pressed play.(via Fitocracy)Fitocracy has helped hundreds of thousands of people reach the next level of fitness. Sign Up free.

Cool! Jaimita shared her post:

About a year ago I decided I wanted to make a difference in the way I looked. I had a lot of success losing weight with a low carb/keto diet. But over the past few months, I’ve fallen off that bandwagon.

I’ve been feeling extra guilty about gaining back some weight over the past couple of days, but then I realized that feeling sorry for myself isn’t going to make me look any better.

I grabbed my copy of P90X, dug out all the equipment I had bought, and pressed play.

(via Fitocracy)

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Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

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be as resilient as your vaginaimage

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shine bright like a ‘gina

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I sympathize with the marketer’s lament for a simpler time when you could just buy some TV ads a year in advance, drink a few martinis, sexually harass your secretary, and go home. Even five years ago, a home-page stunt or takeover might have sufficed. Today, the platforms you “need to be on” change every few weeks. Facebook Groups are out and Pages are in. No, Pages are out and Subscriptions are in. Tumblr is the new black, and email is actually the best social network. Tom from MySpace has returned … on Facebook. And what on earth is your Pinterest strategy? Oh, you don’t have one? Congratulations, you just unlocked the Irrelevant Businessperson Badge on Foursquare.

Twitter is a medium of adorable baby photos and adorable cat photos and adorable baby cat photos. And on top of this, brands have amassed a layer of well-paid social media experts—consultants! executives!—who are tasked with transforming brands into friends. For companies that see this new frontier as a marketing opportunity (and that’s basically all of them), it is a thin line between relevant and creepy stalker. You want to be where the conversation is and join it in an “authentic” way, but just because someone is talking about your product does not mean he wants to talk about it with you. Should every human gathering place be targeted for interactive marketing campaigns? How would you feel if you and your friends were out dining, discussing Game of Thrones, and an HBO executive suddenly joined your table screaming, “Winter is coming!